Have you recently done something and someone told you that you were acting like a big baby? Did you start to wonder if you really were and didn’t have any way to verify it? Well, worry no more because I’ve created a quiz that will determine if you are, in fact, a baby.
Question 1: What part of this toy is the most fun to play with?
- A) The handle
- B) The animals
- C) The door
- D) The tag on the bottom
Question 2: What is the appropriate amount of time to wait for a bottle?
- A) One minute
- B) As long as it takes to make a bottle
- C) I let mom and dad finish what they are doing, then give them ample time to create the bottle masterpiece
- D) Wait? There is no appropriate wait time. My hunger should be anticipated and the bottle ready at the exact moment I’m hungry
Question 3: What is more exciting?
- A) Momma
- B) Dada
- C) A big Vikings victory
- D) Quinton
Question 4: When I get something new I…
- A) Say thank you
- B) Compare it to what I have already
- C) Try to figure out its intended use
- D) Wonder what it tastes like
Question 5: When I get tired and get put to bed, I…
- A) Try to get comfortable
- B) Try to fall asleep
- C) Thank mom and dad for letting me sleep
- D) Scream bloody murder, letting mom and dad know this is the worst crime ever committed on humanity
Question 6 : Watch this video and then select an answer
- A) That was a ceiling fan
- B) That was boring
- C) What the heck was that?
- D) If you’re reading this, you are not a baby. A baby would keep watching that video forever.
The answer to each question is D.